Print Series - Word Association

Create a list of three items under each of the following seven categories

PLACE - London, Mountains, Ocean
ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS - Hot, Frigid, Humid
PEOPLE - Old, Children, Foreigners
MOOD/FEELING(S)/EMOTION(S) - Cheery, Sullen, Excited
OBJECT(S) - Feather, Clocks, Gears
FLORA/FAUNA - Fish, Doe, Dog
PERIOD OF TIME - Jurassic, Ancient Mexico, Ancient Rome

Random Chosen Words:
London, Humid, Old, Sullen, Clocks, Fish, Ancient Rome

How to/Recipe Book Concept

My book will be a step-by-step guide entitled "Nine Easy Ways t' Becomin' a Pirate." Each step, written in pirate "language" and all, will offer advice to upcoming, aspiring pirates reading this guide. It will also have ink illustrations that will be scanned in, and the pages will be first aged through the use of textures, then later soaked and crinkled in coffee for that old treasure map look. It will be messily bound with hemp on the side, and the end result will be about half US Letter.

The steps are as followed:
1. Pirates be great booty map readers, but that`s all they can read. (Upon completin' this here log, ye must forget how t' read)

2. If ye`re feelin' contemporary, connect t' th' internet an' downloadin' as much music an' movies illegally as possible. This makes a great alternative if ye want t' be a stay-at-homeport buccanneer.

3. If ye dasn't talk like a seafarin' hearty, ye ain`t a seafarin' hearty!

4. Every sea dog needs a name that strikes fear into his victims. Arr, ye best be choosin' wisely!

5. Fancy buccanneers also be havin' wee animals t' perch on the'r shoulders. Typically, they be parrots or maybe monkeys but... a good sea dog be open-minded.

6. All swashbucklers love booty! They steal booty, kill fer booty, live fer booty! Th' only thin' swashbucklers love more than booty be rum!

7. One o' th' most basic needs o' a swashbuckler be ye need t' live on a ship. (An' nay dingies now! Find yersef a good sloop or galleon if ye want t' be a respected buccanneer.)

8. Every swashbuckler needs a wench. Ye can find these pretty things in places like a tavern at port. Th' best thin' about wenches be they always be havin' rum!!

9. Take be o' yer ship, whether 't be hoistin` th' jolly roger or swabbin` th' poop deck!

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